Rohan gatha!

Hi All aunties and uncles!
When your mother keeps procrastinating reporting your great activties , you have to roll your sleeves and tell yourself.. if I don’t do it, it will not happen! So me the 17 month (almost) dude is back to report on .. myself. Shoma mausi asked for me, Vidya and Lakshmi aunty are missing me .. and look at my mother.. she writes on “3 idiots” .. and that to a blog that no one understood! ( She thinks no one understood, reality is that she blabbered through it and no one wanted to tell her.. kya nonsense hai!)

So it’s been so long that you will almost find me a new person now!

Lets not bother about the chronology of events.. let me just tell you …

So first of all.. I know so many words now! Lets see.. first of all I love to call my Daddy, “Daddy” loudly… in all possible tones.. so I start Daddy, Dadda, Daddddyyyy….. and I start off whenever I feel like. While momma is giving me my dinner, or as soon as I wake up in morning (at that times its basically to wake up daddy and make him smile!…else if I generally go and poke him or pull his sheet.. and by mistake scratch him.. I get “what the ….” (it seems like there should be a word after what the.. but daddy refrains.. I guess why?)

Ok then I know pappa (which means grr (read girl)), baba (babu i.e. boy in gult), I know our driver’s name is Kankan (Laxman), I know my greatgrandmother is called tamta (Tattamma) and mummy’s name sheta (shweta). I don’t want to learn my own name.. whats the fun? But meri ma hai na.. roz poochti hai “what is your name?”.. boss if she doesn’t know, who will!!!!!!!!!!

I know the noises cat, dog, cow and sheep make. I also know how horse goes takka taka. I know how kangaroo jumps, and how ant and insect can bite! I know how to drive a car and bike. Laxman and our neighbour’s driver take me for bike rides often. I sit in the front and they drive in our lane while grandma or grand-dad keep a watch. I love the rides. Mummy watches me on the bike from our bedroom balconey.. she is very scared. Mom’s are like that only.

I know where my hair, eyes, nose, mouth and ears are. I know where shoulders are (I don’t think I have shoulders.. everybody else I can show!). I but I know where my bum is. I know where I wear socks and shoes.

Ok.. people now don’t feel I am showing off! I was just stating the facts! Anyways I am very modest… when mummy says I can show many animals in my books to anyone I never show the animals correctly! Arrey I don’t want them to think I am showing off! ( I heard mom telling dad that kids izzat ka faluda kar dete hain doosron ke saamne!… did I tell her to ask????)

I love to play in the park on the grass or in the sand pit. My darling grandpa showed me the sand pit. Oh I love it… but when I come home .. mummy finds out somehow that I went to sand pit.. it seems there was sand even inside my diaper the other day!! It was sand’s mistake not mine.

Let me tell you about those wonderful Christmas photos that you all have seen! My decoarated the Christmas tree and put gifts for all of us below the tree. Then we all collected around it and took photos. Me, madhu and medha akka then opned all our gifts. It was fun to tear all that paper and find our gifts! I got a elephant pillow, a hand puppet, stackaman toy and clothes. I also got to eat a little chocolate from mummy.

This year on Sankrant, they again did my boggi ( nazar utarna with flowers and stuff!) I didn’t like it.. it required me to sit still on the chair for more than 2 minutes!!!! I don’t waste time by sitting at one place!

Did I tell u I can now shout very loudly.. I practice every day! I can kick also.. I practice it on mummy while she is half asleep.. I don’t think she would otherwise wake up (she generally reacts with.. “What the hel!!!” .. stopping at “What the”.. is not my dear mother’s cup of tea!, only my dear dada has that kind of restrain!)

Now a days I sleep after momma goes to office. I eat my lunch and then sleep. I am practicing going to my playgroup starting this june. Me and my momma wont mind if they start the play group before june itself. Momma slips away while I am playing with Mary aunty, because I feel very sad if I see her going! :( see their bedroom door locked and I know that they are not there. So Mary aunty feeds me in the hall and then rocks me to sleep. I like Mary aunty because she plays like a total jungle with me the way I like.

Now a days I sleep in my crib till moamma daddy come to sleep in the room. After 12 ish I check if momma daddy have come and if they are there I cry heee heee so that they put me between them. Then I snuggle up to one of them! Its so easy to make them do what I want! :)


You don’t know about my shitting I guess! But let me tell you I know all the stuff in the bathroom. I know tub, tap, bucket commode, faucet and mug. But I don’t speak yet except a few words.. I am building my vocab you see… sau sunar ki ek lohar ki.. jab hum bolenge teekh se bolenge!

Ok let me talk about some mischief I do! All to keep mummy daddy busy or well… trouble them sometimes!

I don’t wanna sleep even if my eyes are watering so I cling to them on their shoulders till their patience lasts.. then I sleep! :)

I throw stuff in anger.. momma hates this habit.. I know I am stretching mu luck and might get a whack from her soon!

I run around the house , which they love ..but mamma is always telling me to slow down.. I ignore her because even if I fall.. I know she picks me up and hugs me, gives me sugar and loads of kisses!

At 12-15degrees temp , I still need fan. This is not mischief it’s a necessity.

Well that’s all for now… momma is not let me type any further!

Love you all!